evildilf2:

evildilf2:

Do NOT interact if your favorite McElroy brother is Travis, you think mother mother is folk punk, you were allowed to watch Rocky Horror before you turned 18, you hate The Office but liking Parks and Rec is one of your 2 personality traits, you desire Herbert West from Re-Animator carnally, you’ve listened to the entire Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack, you don’t have any digestive issues, you can’t watch a movie or tv show with flawed characters without saying “that’s so problematic/fucked up” every 5 seconds, you’re allergic to perfume, you’ve never been part of a high-school or community theatre production, you kin or have ever kinned that karkat mf, you take it personally when people criticize Pixar, you own an iPhone with the portrait mode feature, your definition of a DILF is a 20 year old attack on titan character, you don’t appreciate actual DILFs MILFs or GILFS, you’re a weezer fan, you’re incapable of enjoying terrible movies, you make character playlists that are purely based on their theoretical music taste, your favorite color is yellow, you stan dream or corpse husband or whatever (you know who you are), you’re older than 17 and still cosplay the kids from IT, the last movie you saw in theaters WASN’T Cats (2019), you like Stranger Things, or if the phrase “I’m baby” is still in your lexicon.

Ok I think I need to make this clarification since it’s been brought up in a lot of your tags: you can interact if you watched Rocky Horror before you turned 18, you just can’t have been ALLOWED to see it

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