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I walked into a McDonald’s wearing my Cashmere scarf. It was a cold, breezy fall afternoon. As I waited in line to order my meal (A 2.50 cheeseburger with a large fry), I heard a shrill voice behind me.

“Who let him in?” I turn around to see a woman with short blonde hair that reached just below her ears. Her bangs were swept to her left, almost covering her left eye. I then noticed a tall man, sweaty and clearly homeless.

Oh no. I thought. “You can’t be in in here, you’re just a homeless bum!” Squawked the ignorant woman. I tried not to roll my eyes. Women are so annoying.

But then something happened.

The man turned around and started dancing! “Oppa homeless style!” He yelled in a joyful tone. Everyone started laughing and clapping (I even started dancing with him). The woman scoffed and stormed out. We all got free hamburgers.

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